You know what's funny? I say 'Becca' when they ask my name at McDonald's (you know how they write your name down when they're taking your order?) and every single time I say it, they give me a shy smile like they don't quite know what to do with this level of intimacy. I always get the feeling I'm pushing our relationship to another level. Well, all I have to say is that I love my junk food, and I have junk food whenever I can, so why not start calling me by my nickname, McDonald's?